Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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