ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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