I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
