People with herpes should wear stickers.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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