My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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