Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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