Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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