So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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