i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm at about main and main street
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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