my mouth tastes like poor choices
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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