I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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