Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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