I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm at about main and main street
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
