I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
