Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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