The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So. Much. Porn.
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