OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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