youre lurking in front of me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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