Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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