I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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