Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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