we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize