All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
why does every cop we meet know your name?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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