Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I touched a dick in church today
The adults are the big ones right?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So apparently I’m into choking now
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