Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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