so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So much Jack, so little girl.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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