well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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