South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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