White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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