Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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