I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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