i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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