Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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