doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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