Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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