I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm too high and old for this...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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