these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize