he thought i was a dude.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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