just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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