How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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