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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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