Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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