hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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