He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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