we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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