I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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