I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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