You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think my moral compass just broke
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