She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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