I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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