so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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