I smell stomach acid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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