And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
being pregnant is like rehab
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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