he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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