just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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