She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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