So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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